An Apology

That joke is horrible... and I am terribly sorry I posted it. I could not possibly feel worse or... you know... more dirty. And, though I know it will never make up for what I did, I feel it necessary to post a new joke... one that will represent the begining of my efforts to correct this injustice.

- What is the difference between an orange and a dead baby?
- I don't eat dead babies. In fact, I envision a world where there will never be another dead baby. A world where every young boy and girl, every baby born will live a healthy and fulfilling life. A world where a mother and father will need never worry about their child and may sleep peacefully every night with the knowlege that their baby is resting safe, sound, and 100% dead free.

Thank you.

Oh, I Wish It Were Not My New Favorite Joke, But There Are Some Things In This Realm That Are Just Out Of Our Control

-What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
-I don't cum in an apple before I eat it!!!

Loooots of laaaaaffs

[I feel another self indulgent, angsty post coming up soon, fellas! The wait is nearly over!]

Regarding The Outrageous Cost Of Gasoline

(Note: This is the first draft of the first short screenplay for my Screenwriting class. It's shorter than I would like and a lot of it is altered to appease my professor, but... here 'tis.)

[currently not accesible. trying to find a way to post it as a Word document...]