I Didn't Finish The 100 Things List

Sorry, but I just can't. I'm making shit up for the sake of the list, not actually finding things that I feel I needSLASHwant to do.

So, one person that cared... I'll make it up to you somehow. Plus, I'll get you that fluorescent bulb. Just tell me what size and kind and stuff.

Another Poem I Wrote

tea time tea time
time for tea
won't you have
some tea with me?

drink it up
so yummy
tea time tea time
we love tea

bellies full
and so happy
but i lied
you drank my pee

don't spit it out
or spit at me
i just want friends
don't you see?

and i heard
that you like tea
at least i tried
so sue me

you piece of shit
don't scream at me
i'll kill your dog
at the count of three

tea time tea time
time for tea
won't you have
some tea with me?

A Poem I Wrote

if jesus is really coming back
he already did
and we locked him up for thinking he was jesus.
... whoops.