The Last Harry Potter Book

Harry will yell a lot, in all caps lock, because he is a teenager and they do that.

In one last act of defiance, McGonagle will let her hair down and get a butterfly tattoo on her ankle next to the chinese symbol for "Peace".

The steamy sex scene between Ron and Hermione will be ruined by an overabundance of the word "snog".

Dumbledore's not coming back.

Snape was good all along.

Harry is the final Horcrux and will have to destroy himself.

I will hate it.