Part 1 of 10 In New Ten Part Series: 100 Things I Want To Do Before I Die

Dedicated to Andrew Johnson and his travel train to Albania for the next two whole years of our lives.

1) Own a potbellied pig and name it Junior.

2) Drop a bundle of $100 bills into a homeless person's cup.

3) Learn how to use a flamethrower.

4) Ride into a Ghost Town on a horse.

5) Burn down said Ghost Town with a flamethrower.

6) Live to be over 40.

7) Spend a night in each of these hotels.

8) Give the "birds and the bees" talk to a kid I don't know.

9) Pick up a hitch hiker and convince him that I'm a serial killer.

10) Fake my own death.

Part 2 Coming Soon!!!